0: Prologue

fortuitous - happening by chance rather than intention

Let me say one thing: I'm not suicidal.

Not at all, not in a million years. It's just that I happened to find myself standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower at one point in my life and I decided to stand on the ledge that would have obviously killed me if I fell.

One minute, he's threatening to shoot me and the next, he's saving my life.

Pretty funny how life works, huh?