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So one day me and uncle Jesse were sitting around and drinking jack and coke. I was not really that tipsy but uncle Jesse (not really my uncle but I call him that cause I'm on full house) was already hammered. He was drunkenly talking and then started getting into some deep shit. Like how his wife Becky has cheated on him 5 times with his sisters husband Danny. I tried to calm him down but then only by nicki Minaj came on (his trigger song) and so he started bawling and me being the great friend I am tried to calm in down and while I was comforting him he leaned over and kissed me. So nothing happend (bc I'm a child of jesus) but we did end up making out for about 5 mins. Then I said stop that this wasn't right and left his basement. About 2 weeks later I was in the bathroom with my sister, Michelle getting ready for a party I said "damn Michelle you makeup looks good asl watchu using" Michelle said "maybe it's maybelline maybe it's not get your own swag bitch". Then out of nowhere Jesse came in saying he needed to see me. So I walked over to him and asked him what he needed me for. Then he said he wanted this to go on but then I said you have Becky and your not gay. Then he said jesse was a stupid hoe and ran off with DAnny. Then I said SHE RAN OFF WITH MY DAD THAT STUPid bitch. So I found out where they were and knocked on the door. Becky opened the door and said yes. I being the boss as hoe I am wacked that hoe with a wine bottle and pulled out her terrible ass extensions. Uncle Jesse and I then got married and went to Vegas. Jesse got hammerd and killed and by robbed stripper cause he was not really that gay and even tho I'm gay ended up marrying nicki Minaj and adopted 5 boys and 25 girls. THE END *FULL HOUSE THEME PLAYs*
Jesse the petty
