Randomness - A Tale of Two Twins

"FROGS! I WON'T HAVE IT, I WON'T!"
Oh, hello there, I didn't know you'd come in because that was my principal screaming her betroot hair off. And another thing ... ... ...
I'd like to introduce you to myself. With hair like a blazing maple tree and an identical twin to double the fun (not always with the most desirable results), I attend a school where you can garruntee there would be crazy hairdos, whacky friends and certainly a LOT of frogs, beetroots, and turnips!