Chapter 1 - My name is of that which cannot be expressed through human zeal

"And then Squidaddy ambulated toward me with a strong, calescent gait that sent Rhopalocera seizing in my epigastrium. He planted an osculation on my embouchement, and it made me trifle in gluttony. I truly exalted this Teuthida. Against my coiffure, he breathed 'Shall we begin the copulation now?'"