A Smiling Woman

"Come on... You would do it. Admit it....
I mean... I can't be the only one right? (silence) Right?..
You're just In denial....
... I'll definitely do it. And then, I'll do other stuff women can do like hide my boner with legs crossed..."
Actually, Alen knew he would get a girlfriend... Eventually.. He hoped she would be perfectly average. Average looks, average intelligence, average personality. Anything else would be too troublesome to deal with.. Until that transfer thingy his dad was working on scratches a new conspiracy to light. With Giga-net popping up, he would have to deal with seemly random mind switches with a new beta. One who knows more than she let's on