Prologue (15 years ago)

WARNING BEFORE YOU START READING: This is a story that is, essentially, a story about the writer, me, "hooking up" with Linda/Underling from Hyperdimension Neptunia. It WILL include sexually explicit content, if you do not wish to read these materials, please do not read this story. FAIR WARNING.
(P.S. my name is not actually Jason)