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"Goodbye mortality and welcome immortality." - The Great Alexa Zuzanna Morgans Being a vampire sucks. No not in the literal way that I suck blood, the way that college life was much more fun and than this. Then when you add along those hushed secrets that nobody is willing to tell me but would rather gossip about it. Last but not least add in these fun new powers that just keep popping up out of nowhere and are making me go insane (was i ever sane in the first place?). In conclusion being a vampire sucks. Its worst than being a human. ? The Great Alexa Zuzanna Morgans has been turned into a vampire. Yes people a vampire, . . . and no need to worry she's okay and she hasn't gone insane, yet. It was supposed to be an ordina - "Hey narrator that ain't fair, this is my story let me tell it, you ain't the one living in a shitty hellhole that vampires call a there home. Anyway, whats with the plot, you had to make me go through all that heartbreak?!" Who you calling unfair, is that how ya talk to your creator?! You did the intro so i wanted to introduce you to the readers. "Well all they need to know is The Great Alexa Zuzanna Morgans is now a vampire turned by a very hot-" Greek god named, Luca Rae Von Dazath that just so happens to hate― "Me and keep so many secrets that they are uncountable. Then add in these crazy new powers, vampire covens that are fighting for the past few hundred years because they can't decide if they should drink blood or not. Really guys really?" Than the bloodlust strikes- "Which is not a funny topic by the way. Plus also did you know that about 13- the lucky number, generations back my family was full of witches! Lastly―" But not leastly. "I got fired from my job, ended up losing my purse, got kicked out of my apartment and then hauled to a secret hideout for vampires." Well, that sums up your life up 'til now.
Blood and Fangs
