All About a Guy

I know, you just want to toss cookies to the high heavens and freak out the birds reading that title. How original. I can totally predict how this will turn out. At least 50% of all wattpad stories follow this plotline. Well, maybe it will. Who knows because this is all true. This is me talking about my problems with a guy (who shall not be named) that actually exists. He's not a vampire or a jock or a "bad boy". He's just him. A nerd, a comedian, a goof, and a singer. Yeah. If you're here for a real story then this is not what you're looking for. Enjoy.