You and Your Hand

Niall really wasn't in the mood to meet this tall, lanky stranger. The combination of bad timing, too many drinks and frankly, acting like a complete and utter jackass was rather unfortunate. The next morning was even more unfortunate.

Pediatric surgeons are the softies, the nice and friendly ones.
Neurosurgeons are the quiet, intelligent and intriguing ones.
Cardiothoracic surgeons are the sharks, the know-it-alls.
Plastic surgeons are the vain, underappreciated ones.