i.

"'Oh my God, Robert Downey Jr.?' the other end asked. Tony's suspicions were confirmed in that moment.

'Wilson, it's Stark.'

'Ugh, that's disappointing. What do you want? And how the fuck did you get this number?'

Tony was silent for a moment before his answer came.

'Spider-Man's alive. We have him with us.'

There was at least a minute of silence on both ends before Wade spoke up.

'I'll be there in an hour.'"

(Alternatively, in which Peter "dies" and Wade loses all hope.)