chapter 1.

ooh.. wot's this? I'm sooo original ain't I.

don't worry this is gender neutral, calm your tits. (oh shit that wasn't gender netural, umm fuck. xD calm your eyeballs. there that's gender neutral.. right?)

anyways, yeah.
this is my first x reader that I've ever made, so don't bash me If it's bad!
anyways yeah, let's do this!

hope you enjoy :)