Author's Note: I love you, Weird One

Being a teenager is hard - kind of like building a six draw, two cabinet, roll top desk from IKEA, only there's no instruction manual, and your screw driver is a flasid licorish stick.
My Dad always said, "that will also go in the book" whenever something weird or wonderful, or just down right hilariously horrific happened to me. This is that book. The book of all my teenage antics, worst dates, awkward sexual encounters, bad hair days and so many poo stories, I'm not even sorry.