a short introduction from the author

"This is where I put the introduction to this shithole of a story, right?" Des said, gesturing to the computer screen.
"Yes, that's right." Ivory nodded his head.
"Well good, now can we cut to the narrator explaining our lives now?" Des said, annoyance in his voice.
Des and Ivory are normal students at End King Academy for Gifted Students. This school, is a magic school.
"What else is there to say? This is gonna be a generic slice-of-life book, isn't it?" Des complained.
"Probably." Ivory agreed, straightening his tie.