Golden Delicious

Oneshot written for Valentine's Day. Draco wouldn't be making out with an apple right now (however unknowingly) if he didn't have a huge crush on Harry. But Harry wouldn't be jealous of said apple if he didn't have an equally huge crush on Draco. If only Harry knew who the apple really was. Warnings: AU, Slash, OOC, Crackfic. Pairings: Drapple and Drarry