Link And Zelda 101

This is a story about Link, Zelda, and Esmerrelda based off of the classic, the Legends of Zelda. it contains wedgies, and spankings. its about Zelda a little girl who is 10 years old, her sister Esmerrelda who is 16, and Link who is 25 Zelda and Esmerrelda are princesses and Link is the brave warrior destined to protect them from evil monsters and junk. He is also a hylian, and a elf Which doesn't mean he can't discipline them, and by that I mean spank them/give them wedgies heck it's how he was raised. He specializes in swordplay which is why he is a grand master swordsman, and he is also is a good archer. This story puts Zelda Esmerrelda, and Link at odds/ against each other but they still stay friends.