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❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞

❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞

❝Just give me the order.❞

❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞

❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞

❝That's beside the point!❞

❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞

❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞

❝Well, do you?❞

❝Um... of course...❞

❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞

❝...❞

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