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In the chronicles of the infamous legend of Skyrim: Krispy Pastrami: it recounts the tale of when Krispy was sent off on a task to retrieve stolen items for the people of Riften. Eventually coming face to face with the 'menacing' Triggered Bear-Hybrid. The culprit who stole the items.

Will Krispy defeat the nonsensical special snowflake? Or has he met his grizzly end?