First Day

The priest started his speech and then he said, "You sir. Do you take this beloved woman as your wedded wife?" He asked the man.

"I do" He answered with a smile.

"You madam. Do you take this...." The priest looked at the man with eyes that explained thirst.

Oh god. I tried not to burst out in laughter.

"This man as your wedded husband?"

Alex snorted, "Nahh, I'm too gay for this shit."

(Lately only my fellow gay friends have understood this without me explaining.)