Introduction

Person: Hey! Thanks for taking a look at this book.
Slytherin: They haven't read it yet dummy, that's why they're still reading the description.
Person: Oh.... well thanks for reading the description and...
Slytherin: What if they're not even reading it. They could just be mindlessly staring at the screen.
Person: Ugh.... well we hope you read the book.
Slytherin: We do?
Person: Um.... wasn't it YOUR idea to get as many votes on this thing as possible?
Slytherin: Yeah, but who said they had to read it?
Person: Omg. I am so done with you....
Slytherin: Okay.
Person: -_-