Death Note oneshots

Doesn't the title kinda explain what this is going to be about? I mean what do you think it's gonna be about, turtles and why they don't get along well with microwaves? Nope. This is all just random one shots that I just pull out of the darkest corner in my brain. Are you a bored fan of Death Note that wants entertainment? look no further!! Requests open as well!! (Request anything. I'll write anything from stupid randomness to a sad and serious one shot.)