Introduction

As I turned right at the back left corner of the X5 to retrieve my phone parts from between it and the blue Focus in the next spot, I raised my head just before plowing into her. My brain went to mush. The heat behind my eyes re-surged. It was like I had been walked in on in my bedroom and found in a clown suit for no apparent reason, or even worse, generic functional underwear reserved for yard work!. Had it been one of the guys from my dept, I wouldn't have missed a beat. I would have quickly recited some self deprecating rant about misfortune and crappy luck, listened to their anecdotal reciprocation, and went right back to heading upstairs. Brandi wasn't one of the guys from the Marketing Dept though....Brandi Williams was the perfect amount of every extreme attribute ascribed to by my most carnal of fantasies.