The Man With The Orange Thighs

Hello all,

This is my finest work, I plan to submit this to a selection of publishing houses. It will likely become a classic to last through the ages. Enjoy, and please leave a like, and comment if you find any mistakes (though the probability of finding one is impossibly low). I have poured my blood sweat and tears into this masterpiece, and I love it more than my daughter Agnes Gwynevere Rose III.