Chapter 1

tf is my life ? Thats one of the many questions a white mofo like me asks myself...

one time I met this pale white girl from the hood and she think she's black, I mean this bitch be whiter than me for fucks sake. And just to give y'all an idea of how white I am imagine this: There's a long ass list of the highest mother fuckers in history, imagine where that rapper 2 pac....i mean snoop dog is. Then change the list to the whitest mother fuckers in history and change the name to George

this people is how white I am ok (just to give you an idea of me as a person)