Precursor: The Edge of The Knife

"Of course I told them everything! From your dick size to the type of coffee you drink in the morning,"

Johnny and Ash have been cursing each other out with their aggressive humor since before they can remember. And when Jonathan becomes a widow with three kids, Ash is there to pick up the pieces and kick his ass into high gear. Until he gets tired of Johnny boy's lack of effort and decides to move the entire family to New York City. Where the two start to become a little more than best friends...