Names

"I'd sell Elijah to Satan for one corn chip." -Olivia, (17)

"Noah duct taped me to the trade mill, and dialed it to maximum." -Agnes, (21)

"Carter made a meme out of my seventh grade yearbook photo, and it went viral on the internet!"
-Zach, (15)

"Shelley chopped the bristles off my toothbrush after our argument!" -Carter, (18)

"Hailey is a cow." -Charlie, (8)

"Sometimes I want to stab myself in the face with a butter knife." -Mother (Women don't tell their age.)

"I feel like I'm in a reality show freaking everyday of my life." -Father(22) [As he stated it to be]

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