Blind Spots

""I, MiseraBella Duck, am moving to Spoons, Washington. I am currently exiling myself to one of the rainiest places in the US so my mom and her new (gay) husband could move to Hawaii. Philippe is a professional hula dancer, so they have to move there so he can be with "his kind". ""
MiseraBella Duck is moving to Spoons, WA. She is socially awkward, and snarky. Not to mention full of Normalcy, and Plainness. There she meets Tedward Sullen, the hottest guy in school. He is conceited and egocentric, but they fall in love. Until Steakob Crack comes along. He's insane, fun, and totally not MiseraBella's type. But now she finds herself falling in love with him too. This is a Twilight Spoof! :) ;P <3