The Completely-Perfectly-100%-wholly-entirely closed off room

How will you do when both a cat and the narrator are constantly insulting your intelligence as you're reading what is supposed to be read and you just don't understand why they hate you so much and what you did to deserve all these insults even though you do deserve them because I'm the narrator and I say you do so that automatically means that you do because I'm awesome and you're not?

I, the narrator, take a deep breath. That was a lot of words without any punctuation.

(None of these should be taken personally, I don't actually think any of these insults about anyone -Loaf Cat)