Part 1

This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day.

This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have a laugh at them. Yes, I am fully aware that all of these are cringey.

Disclaimer 1: I do NOT take credit for coming up with these. I've only tweaked some to my liking.
Disclaimer 2: This book contains mature language at times.
Disclaimer 3: I don't mean to offend anyone by the things written in here so, sorry in advance?

Hope you enjoy them.