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A girl who's on the flatter side wears buttpads and meets an ex-musician who now works as TSA security in LAX. Moral of the story is- don't wear buttpads or they'll think that you're smuggling something in your pants.... but if you do, you might find your true love... or not.

FIRST STORY THAT INCLUDES BUTTPADS 8/29/17

Thick?.. more like stick.