Chapter One

|| This is a remake to my first Cartman x Reader ||

Ah, Eric Cartman. One of the most obnoxious teenagers in the school, beside some of the preppy cheer leaders- And definitely the smartest.

He may have acted stupid at times, but he sure did know what he was doing.
So manipulative, So daring, So . . Cute.

And /so/ not into me.

Yes, I, (y/n), Have a crush on Eric Cartman.

How unfortunate.
He's an asshole to me, and to everybody around him. And yet, I still can't seem to shake the feeling of romance around him.

This high school year better go by fast, because these feelings need to go away as quick as possible.