Prologue - I'm the Only One Without a Vote on My Fate, As Usual

In which the Greek gods are all pretty much Jerkass Gods with their own agendas, Percy is a ridiculously sassy little kid, Chiron is awkward af, and I'm just a punk-ass, possibly bisexual otaku making butterflies so big that they create fucking tornadoes. Oh, and I also appear to have been turned into a girl for some largely unknown reason. Fuck it, I'm not taking this. Kronos is getting so many blue plastic hairbrushes to the face.