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.... I don't even know... SOMEBODY HEEELLPP MEEE.... ... FRIEND! HELP! Wait... She's out with her date again... Wait.. Shhh... Don't tell her I told you about them... ...
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-Laxyras- oh hey What a-
OUT!!!... WAIT NO HELP ME! ... ;-;
[Joke book(?)]
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