(PART ONE- YOU LEARN NOTHING MATTERS)

"You aren't a dog. There was a dog there a second ago."

"Bark?"

"Okay, now I'm convinced."

Alex Fawley's real best friend has always been her camera. People are just... Not the same, however much they made for pretty pictures. Alex usually couldn't stand conversation that lasted for more than five seconds. 'Back to Hogwarts' was the soundtrack to her doom. But, like everyone else, she finds comfort in someone who can't talk back.

Good news: It's a dog.

Bad news: It's not a dog.

She just doesn't know that yet.