Trust me, they're Professionals

This is the worst thing I have ever done, this is just crack so don't expect much

I should also mention that there will be many mentions of sex since everyone there are adults (also, you know, midnight), and expect at least 1 vore joke every chapter. Sorry in advance

Username guide:
Furry- Nedzu
Support- Recovery Girl
18+- Midnight
AHHH- Present Mic
Neko Neko Ni: Aizawa
Apollo- Thirteen
Karkat- Blood King
Vore activist- Ectoplasm
Some mentos- Cementoss
Mccree- Snipe
Bork- Hound dog
Luncheon Meat- Lunch Rush
Tf r u- Ms. Joke
ThirdWheel- Ingenuim
Bob > Tinkerbell- Power Loader