50 Shades of Wattpad

*Not a sexual book*

This novel grabs all the crazy, insane, dramatic, hilarious, romantic, action-packed, cliché, suspenseful, over-used, rarely-used, original plots from Wattpad and slaps them together to make one book.

That's right. Every single genre of this site---thriller to humor, action to romance, fantasy to teen fiction, ChickLit to werewolves, vampires to historical fiction, science to paranormal, fanfiction to classic, adventure to poetry---is meshed up to produce a single story starring a girl just like you.

I'm here to retell, remake, and remix the history & present of an orange world that doesn't 'all start with an apple", but with an online site that has changed your life, mine, and a girl named Atty.

Now, you're thinking, "How will she do it? It's impossible. Hell no!"

But when I'm finished this story, I get to say, "I told you so."

Prepare to have your mindblown.