The Cookie

You're about to bite into that fresh delicious cookie, but then you see him, and suddenly that cookie doesn't matter anymore.

You lay it aside.
That cookie's heart crumbles.

But you don't even care that a chocolate chip has dislodged and fallen to the floor, because all you see now is that gorgeous hunk looking your way. "Cookies?" you think to yourself, "I wanna dip him in milk"