HA HA HA WELCOME TO THE NEW BOOK!!! (it's a trap) (shhh)

It's yet another book of exciting randomness and cheesy intros!!! We've got penguins. We've got doodles. we've got life and rants. We've got major fangirling! We've got "CHiPs" (the original not the 2017 fjdgsgsggafah!) We've got Me talking to myself better known as Other Me, better known as O.M.
Boy! it's just full of all-

O.M: OK can you calm it down a notch or twelve?

Me: But-

O.M: No

Me: O.M! You're ruining my intro!

O.M: No, I'm saving it. You were running out of things to say

Me:.... I mean... you're not wrong