Vampires Aren't Romantic

Do you believe in vampires? I don't. Wether you believe or not, all the vampire romances out there are enough to confuse any girl into mistaking a blood-sucking monster for a prospective boyfriend. This short story is an example of what I think might happen if a vampire today tried to abduct a teenage girl. Because I don't care what Twilight says. VAMPIRES AREN'T ROMANTIC!!!