Dissapointed in Sausages

"So, how are you?"
"About to actually slap you if you wont stop talking to me"

That went quite well for an introduction. Lily is quite the not average girl in high school unless, you think shouting to people when they try to talk to you is normal.

16, and young. I mean Lily is already prepared to get old and sit in a wheelchair. Actually, no, she's prepared to finish school and waste a lot of money.

So, what would you think would happen if this 16 year old lily fell in love for a guy? What could go possibly wrong?