The Basics of Getting to Your Oppa's Hearteu

This is a book to teach you important things to get your dreamy korean man. Maybe its Vernon from Seventeen, Junior from Got7, or Jimin from BTS, this book will help you get that sausage ;) But of course, in order to get in any relationship with an overly attractive, well built, and dreamy male homosapien of the korean descent, you must know their language. How else could you ask him for the D when he can't even speak english?

(IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THIS IS A KOREAN VOCABULARY AND GRAMMAR BOOK WITH A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR. NO I AM NOT DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY, IM NOT THAT CREEPY AND THIRSTY ALL THE TIME (sometimes i am wait wha--) BUT THIS IS ONLY SATTIRE, PLEASE DON'T HATE xD)