The Stupid Author's Note

Want to get into a relationship, but you're too much of a pussy?

Tired of waiting for the guy to make the first move?

Well welcome to-drumroll please- HOW TO GET A BOYTOY-I MEAN BOYFRIEND!

Here you will find useless shitty advice including:

-how to talk 101
-stop being a pussy 101
-texting for dumb bitches 101
-AND MORE!

I swear I'm not a guy.

(Editing for grammar)