Mullet

"Pidge, is mullet working today?"
"Go home, lance."
"Make him wash my car, Pidge"
"Lance, he washed it last week; it can't be that dirty."
"No, its filthy; make him wash it."
"The only filthy thing here is you."
Lance starts crushing on cute car wash boy, and Pidge is done. ~short with fluff~