Hey, George

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John, your wife stole my biscuits.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
From: sammichesforever@gmail.com
Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't play stupid. You know she did. Have her give them back this minute.

To: sammichesforever@gmail.com
From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com
Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We live too far away for her to give them back "this minute," George. It might be more like, "this year."

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