Let's Do This!

*Door bursts open. Strides in, waving hands*
Alright! Alright! That's it! I will do it! You can stop asking me so many times!
*Flops into chair and stares at a silent, unamused you*
Don't look at me like that, I know you wanted this for a long time and so now I'm giving it to you! A book of my own creation! A work of knowledge and insight into the writer's life!
*Frowns*
What do you mean, what do I mean?
It means this is a book about all things I've learned as a writer and I'm imparting them to you.
*Jumps up. Grabs cloak and hat and rushes to the door*
Hurry! We haven't a moment to lose! Advice and a helping hand awaits!
*Gestures you onward*
Let's begin!