1 - Reveal Yourself and So Be Enlightened

Dash is an aspiring author and has published a book or two -- but he's stuck. How can he write from an insane person's point of view when he has no experience on the topic? Well, he figures there's only one way to know what goes on in a crazy man's noggin: interview one. Somehow, though, this little meet-and-greet isn't as simple as he first thought it would be.