I Fucking Don't Swear.

Lambagini Clementis Rivers is rude.

And weird.

And plain.

And the biggest troublemaker you will meet.

She hates people and likes to think of herself as a potato.

Because potatoes are better than humans.

And she's not the only one that thinks so.

When she meets a " someone" in the airport toilets,
Lambagini thinks she's found her first friend.

Or true love.

And possibly the beginning.

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"Get off me you fat, ugly human!" I shout at him yet he doesn't move.

Instead he holds me tighter.

"I hate you," I whisper, trying to sound really mean.

He just smiles and kisses my forehead.

"I like you though," He whispers resting his forehead against mine.

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Very badly written but please read for the sake of Potatoes.