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After Tom Hardy very recently insisted we pick his suit for the Dunkirk world premiere in londons Leicester Square, this fan fic was imagined and requested.

He gave us two options via VERY sexy images ... using what we the fandom deem sexy captions lol.

To quote him: "right which suit for Dunkirk, I can't be shagged to choose, you choose and I'll wear it"

Yeah I know *swoon*

He later added a picture of his brass snake belt buckle in ode to his new signing VENOM. With the caption : "look at my snake"

Yeah I know. *double swoon*

So here we are .... help him choose already.