Just A Normal Boring Day

A married couple, by the names of Vlad and Mary Hawk, are both very sick. The husband of the relationship, Vlad, is diagnosed with a disease that causes him to have periods. Yes, a guy with a period. Who knew? The wife, Mary, is also diagnosed with a disease. She now has a period all the time. Will they be able to have kids, or worse?
No, Harry Potter fans, they are not going to get expelled.

THIS IS A 50/50 PARTNERSHIP WITH A FRIEND OF MINE. HALF OF THE CREDIT GOES TO HIM.