- Plain Jane

"You peice of shit open!" I screamed. This peice of shit wouldn't buldge wouldn't it?

As the car door flew open it scratched the car next to mine..

Oh, this is so not good

Oh my god what will the person do to me when they find out? This would be the perfect time to hyperventilate

"What the fuck?" A familiar voice said.

Oh. My. God. Please tell me I didn't just scratch his car!

As in "his" I mean none other than Kyle Malone. The stupid, cocky, bad ass of the school.

What if he murders me then ships my body off to narnia? Did I mention I'm two seconds away from pissing my Batman underwear?