Half A Heart

"So you're saying I'm being kidnapped by two members of a boyband?" I raise my eyebrows at the two creeps.

"Exactly."

"I feel so special now," I say sarcastically, rolling my eyes.

“We’re not kidnapping you, we’re just... Borrowing you,” Harry shrugs.

“Wow, that makes it so much better!” I say sarcastically again.

What can I say, sarcasm is my mother-tongue.

~*~

“Valerie! It’s like, eight o’clock in the morning!” I yell.

“Actually, it’s eleven thirty two!” She replies.

Well, I was off by three hours...